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You Jump, I Jump, Jack

LORELAI
Oh, I'm late.

EMILY
I know.

LORELAI
Blame the insane people driving in front of me. They had a "honk if you love to scuba dive" bumper sticker on the back of their car, so I honked.

EMILY
You don't scuba dive.

LORELAI
Yes, but I've been testing people who have "honk" bumper stickers lately to see if they really want people to honk. Guess what? They don't. I lay on my horn, and this alleged scuba diver slows to a crawl in front of me just out of revenge, and I'm screwed.

EMILY
You need a hobby.

LORELAI
Yes, actually.

EMILY
Come on, Rory's waiting.

[They walk into the living room.]

RORY
Hey, what happened?

EMILY
She honked.

RORY
Oh, another bumper sticker test.

LORELAI
I just thought up a great idea for a reality show. You pull people over who have those "honk if you love whatever" bumper stickers, you kidnap them, and you make them do whatever the bumper sticker says they like to do, whether they do it or not. And then you make them eat bugs.

-You Jump, I Jump, Jack, 5.07
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